Jonathan Evison The Buzz Is Building


Johnny Evison portrait by Don Bachardy


We have four exciting Jonathan Evison-related items to share with you today:


1) Behold, the brand-spanking-new website for WEST OF HERE. Isn’t it gorgeous? Bonus points if you can find the Bigfoot Easter egg!


2) That portrait of Johnny to the right? It was recently painted by none other than Don Bachardy, Christopher Isherwood’s lifetime partner and a well-regarded artist in his own right. (Their relationship was chronicled in the critically acclaimed documentary Chris & Don.) Johnny is currently writing an essay about meeting Don and sitting for the portraits–stay tuned for more on that.


3) Is it getting hot in here? CultureMob includes Johnny as the first of five people in the Seattle Hot List 2010.


4) And last but not least, we present you with Johnny’s brilliant ode to booksellers, which received a standing ovation at the MPIBA trade show and which appears in Publishers Weekly this week. Without further ado …



Editor & author: Chuck Adams and Johnny


A Bookseller’s Love Story


For thirteen years I’ve been stocking the shelves at the Book Cathedral, and it is my love story.


You will probably not remember me by my name, but call me Ishmael. Or Tom Jones, or Tom Sawyer, or Elmer Gantry, or McTeague, or The Idiot, if you like. You may not remember me for my wispy hair, or brick-shaped loafers, nor for the wealth of cat hair clinging to the seat of my faded Dockers. I distinguish myself by my love of books, and by never using the search function—I’ve no need of it.


Ask me who’s between Allende and Sherwood Anderson, and I shall tell you without pause, Martin Amis; between Sartre and Schulberg, Saunders; and at the end of the line, you’ll find Zusak, unless of course we’re out, in which case you’ll find Zafón. Blindfold me and spin me around in circles, then set me straight and run my fingers down the spines, and I’ll tell you when we get to Proust, or the shorter novels of Melville. Ask me where to find Silas Wegg, and I shall point you to Dickens. Ask me, where is Oskar, and I’ll tell you he’s banging his tin drum between Golding and Graves. And if it’s Sancho Panza you’re after, you’ll find him chasing windmills with Quixote just to the left of Chaucer.


Ask me All About Lulu. Ask me For Whom the Bell Tolls. Ask me where A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, or What Makes Sammy Run, and I shall tell you without hesitation that the answer to the universe is 42. Or that it’s never too late to have a happy childhood. Or that A Good Man Is Hard to Find. Or that The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter. Or that You Can’t Go Home Again. I will show you the beating heart of Ragtime, drag you kicking through Hard Times, In Our Time to Places Where I’ve Done Time, through The Age of Innocence, The Age of Reason to The Winter of Our Discontent. You’ll meet The Sleeping Father, The Time Traveler’s Wife, A Bigamist’s Daughter, and Wittgenstein’s Mistress. I’ll lead you to the Shining City, beneath The Sheltering Sky, past Lions and Shadows to The Dark Side of Guy de Maupassant—and if it pleases you, to the very Heart of Darkness itself. I will tell you The History of Love, The Brief History of the Dead. I will tell you The Secret Life of Bees. I’ll tell you A Tale of Two Cities that will make All the Pretty Horses whinny and All the King’s Men weep. I will explain The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, How the Dead Dream, and The Way of the Pilgrim. I will talk Of Mice and Men, Of Time and the River, of Leaves of Grass, until finally, at the end of the night, when The Moon Is Down, the sun will also rise, and everything will be illuminated.


Now, ask yourself: where else on earth are you gonna’ get this kind of service but an indie book store?


4 Comments On This Post:

October 7, 2010
9:05 am
patty says...

Wonderful! I love it! Now I’m off to look for Bigfoot . . .

October 7, 2010
9:07 am
E says...

love it! Everything Is Illuminated?

October 7, 2010
9:18 am
admin says...

Thanks for that, E. The last two titles referenced toward end should have initial lower cases since they’re not exact book titles–we just fixed.

October 7, 2010
11:43 am
Kerry says...

Go Johnny, Go Go!

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